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Chris Ziza

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CHUCKZILLA

CHUCKZILLA

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

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Coach Armstrong

Coach Armstrong

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ColtsFan

ColtsFan

thanks yeah im friends with him so we can all do one
crazyjamokes

crazyjamokes

Saw this on Twitter
Reminder from US Govt: Yesterday it WAS OK to bet on PEOPLE RIDING ANIMALS but today its NOT OK to bet on PEOPLE PLAYING SPORTS #hypocrites
Dealer04

Dealer04

It's wrong to create a mortgage-backed security filled with loans you know are going to fail, so that you can sell it to a client who isn't aware that you sabotaged it, by intentionally picking the misleadingly rated loans most likely to be defaulted upon.